tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853545023694757538.post4373568325048834561..comments2023-10-26T07:35:03.885-07:00Comments on Critters at the Keyboard . . . .: Burning questions . . . or zombie cows?Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14732990670104875171noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853545023694757538.post-51039396551190483892012-11-02T01:06:10.171-07:002012-11-02T01:06:10.171-07:00burnt popcorn?
burnt popcorn?<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14732990670104875171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853545023694757538.post-91397072841023604982012-11-01T10:52:38.480-07:002012-11-01T10:52:38.480-07:00HAHA on the zippo taped to a hairspray can! Love t...HAHA on the zippo taped to a hairspray can! Love that image.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14732990670104875171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853545023694757538.post-7344772227778913882012-11-01T10:30:01.067-07:002012-11-01T10:30:01.067-07:001. The zombies seek the brains of the living. The ...1. The zombies seek the brains of the living. The brains of the dead just don't cut it, since they're empty of anything but shambling and brainlust.<br /><br />2. Brains are warm. Eating them warms zombies up. Hence their demented brainlust only increases during the winter months,<br /><br />3. Two reasons. One: filming zombie movies in locations that have a paid groundskeeper. Two: zombie groundskeepers riding mowers of doom over grass and pedestrian alike. Guess which I prefer?<br /><br />4. Your average lootable gun store doesn't carry flamethrowers since you need an ATF license to posses one. But you'd think improvised ones like a zippo taped to hairspray would be more popular.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853545023694757538.post-4171257707038935392012-10-30T16:01:24.894-07:002012-10-30T16:01:24.894-07:00LOL . . . Awesome post! And really great questions...LOL . . . Awesome post! And really great questions. Funny, how I never thought about things like the grass getting cut. I bet zombies don't eat each other because they taste bad. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06111212491987393873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853545023694757538.post-81797623004097735572012-10-29T09:01:19.704-07:002012-10-29T09:01:19.704-07:00I wonder what burning zombie would smell like? Nas...I wonder what burning zombie would smell like? Nasty, I bet!Diane Dooleyhttp://dianedooley.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853545023694757538.post-72508534828779253912012-10-27T17:16:17.384-07:002012-10-27T17:16:17.384-07:00Yeah, I'd definitely want a flame thrower for ...Yeah, I'd definitely want a flame thrower for the zombie apocalypse. And I think the reason zombies don't eat each other is because they only like to eat living things. :-)C R Wardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13212244053084461118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853545023694757538.post-54227323683742432432012-10-26T14:51:37.472-07:002012-10-26T14:51:37.472-07:00Hmm, hook it up to a tanker truck? Hmm, hook it up to a tanker truck? Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14732990670104875171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853545023694757538.post-79853807050046164722012-10-26T14:38:40.728-07:002012-10-26T14:38:40.728-07:00I bet a flame thrower doesn't last long though...I bet a flame thrower doesn't last long though. Be a problem if a herd of zombies was coming at you and you ran out of fuel.Linda Maye Adamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07203020058437093901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853545023694757538.post-75274447764541053062012-10-26T13:59:47.425-07:002012-10-26T13:59:47.425-07:00I think they tear right in because most of them ha...I think they tear right in because most of them have holes where their stomach should be, so everything falls out. The Zombie super diet, that's why you never see a fat zombie. Think I only saw one fat zombie in all the zombie movies I have watched, the one where they are in the mall and they have the woman in the wheel barrow - -Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14732990670104875171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853545023694757538.post-48182061745990734372012-10-26T13:57:29.799-07:002012-10-26T13:57:29.799-07:00Great minds think alike.Great minds think alike.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14732990670104875171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853545023694757538.post-11472748384861798982012-10-26T13:54:51.033-07:002012-10-26T13:54:51.033-07:00Reminds me of my "Zombies Don't Work for ...Reminds me of my "Zombies Don't Work for Me" post. Except I forgot about the grass. :DRafaelhttp://ralfast.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853545023694757538.post-87447009209418666802012-10-26T10:53:12.803-07:002012-10-26T10:53:12.803-07:00Even if I were a zombie, I'd not want to eat r...Even if I were a zombie, I'd not want to eat rotten food. My food would have to be fresh. However, I don't think I'd just tear right in. I would like my humans kabob style or barbecue maybe...<br /><br />:D<br /><br />Good questions. This was super funny!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15901684621715980573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853545023694757538.post-73924174148724438362012-10-26T06:37:45.698-07:002012-10-26T06:37:45.698-07:00Hee hee, awesome! There are very few problems that...Hee hee, awesome! There are very few problems that the flammenwerfer cannot solve. Thea Landenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12835512996045807921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853545023694757538.post-53796188577544429502012-10-26T06:32:03.115-07:002012-10-26T06:32:03.115-07:00Am glad I ventured in. Nice touch with this month&...Am glad I ventured in. Nice touch with this month's prompt. Haha @ great sense of humor poking fun at politicians. AFordhttp://writeword.blog.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853545023694757538.post-70845227064567832922012-10-25T21:03:35.573-07:002012-10-25T21:03:35.573-07:00. . . and politicians. Love that one. Zombie for ... . . . and politicians. Love that one. Zombie for prez folks--we have a winner, they don't swing your vote they just eat your brain . . wait, I think my brain has already been eaten with all the political ads!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14732990670104875171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853545023694757538.post-19676698508317291842012-10-25T20:56:19.555-07:002012-10-25T20:56:19.555-07:00Okay, I love the flammenwerfer! Yup, I need one of...Okay, I love the flammenwerfer! Yup, I need one of those too. Adding it to the blog so everyone can enjoy its zombie killing joy!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14732990670104875171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853545023694757538.post-37485756875665387422012-10-25T20:52:45.731-07:002012-10-25T20:52:45.731-07:00Point #1 - I was just thinking the same thing earl...Point #1 - I was just thinking the same thing earlier today. If zombies eat people then no one would turn into a zombie - you'd just be dinner. If they eat each other, they'd solve their problem on their own. I guess logical consistency is too much to ask from zombies, vampires, and politicians.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02568940271252821814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853545023694757538.post-22616208203826894912012-10-25T20:01:12.230-07:002012-10-25T20:01:12.230-07:001) I would assume that zombies taste like rotten f...1) I would assume that zombies taste like rotten food, and even zombies have standards.<br /><br />2) I think they're cold/freezing to begin with, so they don't notice the low temperatures.<br /><br />3)...Yeah, you got me there. I refer you to the high standards in point #1. The zombies need an aesthetically pleasing environment in which to wreak havoc!<br /><br />4) Should the zombies come for me, I shall be equipped with my flammenwerfer. It werfs flammen! http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/FLAMMENWERFER_4fead2_3990207.jpegThea Landenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12835512996045807921noreply@blogger.com